JokesThe wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff”. “Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked. “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other wanker using my stuff”. She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another wanker?”Sent my washing to the cleaners the other day with a note enclosed ‘use more soap powder on pants’. When the laundry came back there was another note attached ‘use more paper on arse’.I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans. ' Moose giggled and said, "Damn right!' She yanked at hershorts and damn if she didn't have a pussy. 'And I'm horny, too.' Shejumped into Larry's arms. He laughed and carried her off. They ran up toLarry's room on the second floor and locked the door."A short time later, Larry Reese discovered that he was changing as well.However, he was in the midst of an act of coitus with the previouslytransformed "Moose". She would not let him leave until she was satisfied.By which time, Reese was completely transformed.When they opened the door, the found a number of fraternity brothersclustered in the hall out of curiosity. They spoke with, kissed, and, insome cases, fondled their brethren. Other transformations soon followed.The new females were all locked in their rooms.Some of the brothers tried to leave. Reynolds urged them to stay. Hepointed that that, if they were already infected, it was too late to run,and they should not spread the virus across the campus. The otherbrothers.
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