Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.Short on compliments of joevsr‎2 men in a bar.1st man, turning to his buddy, “How can I start to grow hair on my bald head?”2nd man, “I have found that if you stick your head between a woman’s legs, It will help” Saying this as he stroked his full beard.The following are compliments of squaddie117‎Young Jewish couple are having their first baby, after the birth the Doctor comes to them and says, “you have a healthy baby boy, but I’m afraid he’s been born without eyelids.”“What can we do,”. She is friendly and bit conservative.Th next day I told my decision to Nitin and others.All were happy.But the real point is how to get her here and how she will be fucked. Nitin said he sees that and told me to take rest.He took my phone and started chatting with my sister as me and spoke with her like me over the phone.This went on for a few days.Daily I can see Nitin talking and talking.Finally, after 3 weeks, he came to me and said she is coming here.I was like wtf dude what did you do?What did you speak? He said its all later and told me to conform about her comingHere.I spoke with my parents and in-laws, her husband, and they all agreed to send her.Later I came to know that she is coming here to do MBA and Nitin convinced her(as me).Soon the day arrived and I went to pick up her.I have seen her a few months back and now her body changed…Her belly fat reduced and she reduced weight too…She was in leggings and kurta and greeted me.I took her to the hotel(it was nitin’s) and asked.
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