A couple of minutes checking to see if everything worked and ... well ... laughter. They say that Comedy is the release of laughter when you've done something particularly stupid and lived through it. Lifting the beams of that ridiculous bed qualified as particularly stupid.I am now past six feet tall and Grace is still five. There was no way that we could carry that eight foot long oak beam level and we should have known ... we both have engineering degrees ... even if it was MATH."Are you OK?" we asked like the twins we are."I'm fine ... I think," that too, came out together.Grace said, "Where did all this colored glass come from?" I don't ... no ... wait ... the beam is hollow. Look at this end..." it slid in perfectly " ... there's not even an edge to catch a fingernail." While I was admiring the workmanship that constructed the beam, Grace was looking at the colored glass."David, it's not glass." Look how this fits in the end ... the grain of the wood is perf ... Huh?" It's not. “First Class or Shit Class?”“First, please.”“Two-berth, four-berth, or seat?”“Uh… what’s the difference?”“Well, it’s a long journey, so frankly, if you’re planning on doing any fucking, I would avoid the seat carriages. You can just about give a blowjob, but there’s barely room to spread your legs. Are you travelling alone?”“Yes.”“Then I’d go for a four-berth fucker. More fun that way: you might get a nice little orgy going.”“Okay, that sounds good. So, one ticket for the 10.30 Whiteshit Express to London, in a First Class four-berth fucker.”“Would you like to pre-book any extras?”“Like what?”“Well, in First Class Fucking you can book a strap-on fuck from the conductor if you like.”“Only strap-on? No real cocks?”“Not on this service. They used to offer a choice of male or female fuckers in First Class, but in the past year they’ve gone for female conductors only. Austerity, I guess.”“Well, maybe I’ll just wait and see. I can purchase a fuck on board, can’t I?”“Oh, sure. And that way.
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