"Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom." Just a minute," says the good father. "That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?" Up here - we go by results," says Saint Peter. "When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed."A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"The son replied, "I do know!" Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied. “Thanks again bro, I owe you.”“Uh yea sure, have fun!”“What was that about,” I asked myself. Did my little sister just make a pass at me? No, this party has me paranoid. I drive the ways back home and when I get there I notice its already 7:30, so I take a quick (and by quick I mean 30 minute) shower. When I get out I noticed I have texts from Matt, Terra, and Stacey saying the party is going really strong right now, so I throw on my costume, eyelash mustache and all, and I head back out to my car for the drive to Matt's house.As I'm driving over I get a small case of cold feet. I'm still a little skeptical about what Matt has planned, but I told everyone I would come so I'd be an ass to back out now. I pull around the corner and see that the party is indeed in full swing. You can just barely hear music coming from the house and it's all decorated in Halloween attire with kids in and around the house. I park my car and go in through the front door, where some guy dressed as a Spartan.
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