Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud-wrestling a pig: Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.A Unitarian Universalist died, and to his surprise discovered that there was indeed an afterlife. The angel in charge of these things told him, “Because you were an unbeliever and a doubter and a skeptic, you will be sent to Hell for all eternity -- which, in your case, consists of a place where no one will disagree with you ever again!”A visitor to a Unitarian Universalist church sat through the sermon with growing incredulity at the heretical ideas being spouted. After the sermon a UU asked the visitor, “So how did you like it?”“I can’t believe half the things that minister said!” sputtered the visitor in outrage.“Oh, good -- then you’ll fit right in!”For Jews, the deity is YHWH. For UU’s, it’s YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary).There was a terrible car accident. A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her. I made a selfie, showing only my boobs in the corset, and my blonde hair on my shoulders. The picture looked really sexy, but the sexiest thing was the fact no one will know, there was a dildo inside me in that photo.After the photoshoot, I took off the corset, pulled out the dildo, and went to the kitchen. It was liberating to walk around naked in the house. Our kitchen has a big window so I hoped a neighbour wasn't outside or if he was, he would not tell my parents what he saw. I walked to the dining table and sat on one of its corners, my hands were on the tabletop, holding my weight while I was pushing my clit to the wood, moving my hips, pretending to ride a big cock. I moaned, it was so intense; when I first discovered table corners to myself, that was a game-changer. I imagined some guy from the neighbourhood watching me through the window, grabbing his dick, jerking off to my bouncing tits and wish my juice dripping to the table would cover his dick instead of the.
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