(Hardly seems worth it)If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it)A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm ... I won’t touch THAT one!)The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of... ?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain. (I know some people like that.)Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some. I'll answer the door. I suspect it will be Dad or Mom or both of them with one more tidbit of advice."Darrin was at the studio sink when he heard Carrie say, "Mother, did you forget something?" I didn't. Your father did. I'll swear he'd lose his head if it weren't attached. Your father left his toolbox here. Ah, there it is, right where he said it would be. Darrin would you take it out to the car for me?" Sure, Mom."After Darrin walked outside with the toolbox, Harriet turned to her daughter. She gave her a serious look and said, "You're being a good girl, aren't you, Carrie?"She just couldn't resist, Carrie thought with a smile. "Mom, I haven't even had a date since I moved here. Of course, I've been a good girl." It's all right to date, you know. It's healthy - normal. Go ahead and date." I haven't had much time, but things are easier now. There's a good-looking guy at work I think is going to ask me out soon. He's been flirting with me, and I like him. And no doubt I'll date when.
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