" "Uh oh, that's me, and my wif... husband is right here. What is it? Do we have to sign something?" Yes, I need both your signatures here..." he pointed to a line, "...and here." Karen had silently come up behind Dan and stood quietly as Dan began to sign the form. Dan handed her the pen, and she somewhat nervously signed in the indicated locations, and then handed the pen back to the postman, whereupon he reached into his bag and produced a letter."Thanks very much folks. Enjoy the rest of the day." Grimacing, Dan muttered, "Yeah... if you consider that suddenly, out of the blue, you find yourself in your wife's body something to enjoy." "Well, Dan, what is it. Where's it from?" Ummm...the postmark is kinda smudged, but it looks like I can make out... Oh, I can't read it--it's too smudged."Tearing open the envelope with his newly lengthened fingernails, Dan reached in and extracted a sheet of paper. Unfolding it, he noticed an official looking seal at the top, and under that,. He'll shut up once you let him in.10 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...It's called a Wedding Cake.11 Why do men die before their wives?Because they want to.Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.These glorious insults are from an era before the English language becameboiled down to four-letter words.* A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."* "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."* "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr* "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill* "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow* "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).* "Thank you for sending me a copy.
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