I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, ‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’ She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.My wife is such a bad cook. In my house we pray after the meal.My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.I was such an ugly kid! When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.I could tell my. The others joined me as I gestured to Gabe on one side of the table and Jill on the other. “To our new friends, may we bring each other happiness and pleasure on many fronts.”Everyone sipped, and Gabe gave me a questioning look. I said, “We each really like you and sense the feeling is mutual by both of you. I think we’re all hoping for the same end to this evening. We ... errr ... we’re often very open about what we want and how we want it.”Jill broke into a big smile, “You mean we can play together – have sex together – fuck and suck.” Her eyes were dancing with mischief and excitement, and the tone of her voice left little doubt about her interest in the outcome.Marcia and Chris laughed. Gabe said with a chuckle, “She can also be blunt at times.”I gestured at Jill and said with a laugh, “Yes, precisely.”Jill ignored Gabe’s jibe and said, “Then let’s hurry through dessert and skip coffee. I’ve been ready since Jim showed us pictures of all of you a couple of days ago, and now that.
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