I decided to find someone I really liked – and go through the rest of the list with just him. I picked you, Bill.” She smiled sweetly and told me she would understand if I just told her to get out. But she also kissed me and said that as soon as she kissed me on the dance floor (completing her fifth checklist “chore”), she knew that she wasn’t just doing it so she could get into the sorority. She enjoyed that kiss so much that she couldn’t help wondering how much she’d enjoy completing all the other items with me. I gave Jessica a tender, deep kiss and told her I had enjoyed every single minute of our time together tonight. “But it’s getting late,” I told her. “Don’t you think you’d better complete your homework assignment?” Jessica gave an embarrassed giggle and said that it would totally be her pleasure. She helped me strip off my shirt and then let me tenderly unbutton and unzip her, nice and slow. I marveled at the wonders I was experiencing as every new part of her naked flesh. MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.****RAISIN:A grape with a sunburn.****SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.****SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.****TOOTHACHE:****The pain that drives you to extraction.****TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.****YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.****And MY Personal Favorite!WRINKLES:Something other people have, ****Similar to my character lines."Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked." – Warren BuffettThat's my way of thinking!!!WisdomTom was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get -Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.Better to spill half an ounce of your beer,than to forget where you put the damn thing!!This one is compliments of chuck...Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
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