The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the missionary aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”The missionary replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”The chief was silent for a moment, and then said, “Tell you what. You no tell, me no tell.”Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”Then he goes to the fish store and asked if he could get some “FUCK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh. I had met her at boarding school and though the fees were expensive my father, a lawyer, had just managed to afford them whereas Lisa's father could have probably bought the school.Greg and Marion had been married for around 4 years and had saved to buy their little bungalow. They were trying hard for a first child. They were our next door neighbours and had quickly become friends of both Lisa and I. We had spent a lot of time together socially. Greg was a telecommunications electrician with a cable company and had a decent salary. I was training to be a pharmacist and was working at a hospital about 15 miles away.I won't dwell too much on our cosy little social life but when I had the opportunity to see Greg in any stage of undress, I had to watch him. Of course I also had to be careful too. I had never actually seen his cock but all instances of seeing him in any erotic pose left a photographic imprint on my mind.Such as:Working in his shorts in the garden and when he took a.
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