The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?”“I’m a prostitute,” she says.The accountant is taken aback and says, “That’s too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that.”The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting. “That’s because you haven’t practiced enough. My group was isolated for two months. We had nothing to do except link with each other, and the skills and sensitivities grow with practice. Believe me, your three super-minds are awesome!”Fatimagrinned. “Okay, I believe you. I can’t wait to tell Mark your opinion of him. He has a bashful side. It’ll be fun to make him blush.”Lucia nodded. “I saw a little of his love for you in our link, for all of you. Want to know something? Part of his embarrassment is being sexually interested in so many women at the same time. He still hasn’t adjusted to it.”“He showed you that?”“I saw it. He wasn’t particularly offering but he didn’t resist my probes.”Fatimatilted her head in puzzlement.“Imagine lying down and letting someone explore your body, explore it completely, your entire skin, in between your toes, the inside of your mouth and nostrils, everyplace possible. That’s what Mark sort of allowed me to do with his mind. It was a mini trip.”“Hmm ....
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