..subject never came up. Its like Susan just doesn't have a sex drive.A few weeks ago I got spam email for something called the 'Splitter'. Normally I would have deleted it, but I was desperate. The attached video never explained what the product was, just that it was designed to kick-start the sex drive of married couples who has 'lost that spark'. When I showed it to Susan she said it was probably just a porno, but since we had been offered an 'exclusive free offer' we might as well try.Two weeks later, here it was."Just open it," Susan said at last.I opened the package to find a hand written note and what looked like two Bluetooth ear pieces. Not really what we expected.She was expecting a porn dvd. I really thought it would some kinky sex toy. She picked up the note and read."Put the ear piece on and start fooling around," Susan said. "I get it, this is going to be some stupid phone sex gag. We start fucking and hit the button, then there is some woman on the other end talking. On the bed, after sex, Edward asked, “Sweetie Pie, what’s your love box?“Love box?”“Yeah, your vagina, she got a name?”Edward wanted my vagina’s name which was Vixen but that was hubby’s. I needed an alternate name to avoid betraying hubby and to retain my separate life’s modus operandi. Knowing a few words in Tagalog from Mom I said, "She’s Puki.”“Puki, eh, sounds sexy. Maybe a little too vulgar. Where’d that come from?”"It’s Tagalog for vagina.”“Hmmm... okay, Miss Puki, sounds better.”Now christened, Miss Puki was Edward’s and Vixen hubby’s, a bit of faithfulness for both. I told neither my Cobra nickname.Squirt was hubby’s penis, tagged when I first stroked him during our engagement and jumped back in awe as he spewed out. Edward's needed its own logo.So, I replied, “Sweetie, what’d you name your penis?”“What makes you think he’s got a name?”“Just a guess.”“Well, you’re right. Had to name him, cause he’s always telling me what to do. Did you see the Disney movie, Lady and the.
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