"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle."The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.She's 25, and her name's Candy.3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.It completely spoiled our 10th. Yes if you’re wondering if there was cum during those moments. At that time I didn’t swallow it but did really enjoy playing with it and smeared all over my face and his. He was the braver of us two and would actually be the one to swallow my load. Thankfully we never did get caught. But who knows getting caught could have made it more fun for the person who caught us.( just think, 2 people willing to suck you off to keep you from snitching on us). The best part ever of us working together was the day that we fucked in the shower. i was feeling extra horny that morning. our machine was down for maint work so we had cleanup duties to do. just joking around and laughing not really doing anything we were supposed to be doing lol. we would rub our ass on each other on purpose to see who would get hard quicker. i won lol. i made him so hard that day. like i said i was so horny. at this point we always never had boxers on underneath the uniform. made it easier to pull dicks out.i came up.
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