" I was so freaked out by this point. She felt my hard-on. "It's ok mom" I nervously said, "I'm gonna try to go to sleep". "Good idea, honey." she said as she patted my hand which was now resting right below her tits, one of them actually laying on top of my fingers. She squirmed a little more and my dick flopped right into the crack of her ass. That actually felt more comfortable, but made me even harder. There was no place for me to go. I couldn't even turn over. I was stuck there with my full hard on rammed into my own mother's ass crack. After five minutes passed I guess she could tell I was having a hard time going to sleep. I felt her reach down and she patted me on my hip. "Honey, you know that's completely normal, right?" My eyes about popped out of my skull like a cartoon character. "Yeah mom, but this is a little embarrasing!" I blurted out. She laughed and said, "Don't be silly. You're a guy. It happens. Would it help if it wasn't pinned between us?" I. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked."Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down."Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:-Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact.
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