You May Be A Unitarian Universalist If... you think socks are too formal for a Summer serviceyou think the Holy Trinity is “reduce, reuse and recycle”when you watch Jaws you root for the shark (“Hey, sharks have to eat too!”)you think “Whatever” is a valid theological pointyou think a Holy day of Obligation is your turn to bring coffee hour treatsyou know at least two people who are upset that trees had to die for your church to be built.Q: What is a Unitarian Universalist?A: Someone who believes in life before death.A: An atheist with children.A: Just a Quaker with Attention Deficit Disorder.A: Someone who approaches every question with an open mouth.A: Unitarian means one, and Universalist means everything, so a UU is someone who believes in one of everything.Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud-wrestling a pig: Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.A Unitarian Universalist died, and to his surprise discovered that there was indeed an afterlife. The angel in charge. Her belly is marked red and raw.Little lines of blood run from her skin. Down her side, down between her legs. Sweet little lines.I hit her again.I like this.I wish it was me being hit. Being hurt. I want to be hurt so much. I want him to do what he said he'd do to me. I want to hurt.I hit her again.I hit her again.I hit her again.I can't stop hitting her.I hit her so blood flies from her belly.She's staring so hard at me.She's staring at me to stop.I hit her again and again.He just watches.I hit her again.Fuck, I wish she was hitting me. I wish I was being whipped like this.I look at her bloody messed up belly.I look at her.I stop.She's staring at me. She's staring at me.What the fuck have I done to her?I take the gag from her mouth.She gasps.Then she smiles.And mouths a silent thank you.I fucking love her.I fucking wish I was her.I fucking love this all so much.Part 5 – The Guy“Get out …” My command was curt, marked by its brevity and harsh enough to make the friend jump.Red was.
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