“I suppose the saw finally did him in.”“No”, says the nurse, “Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated”.✧ ✧ ✧My friend’s wife left him last week, she said she was going out to get some milk and never came backI asked him how he was copingHe said “not bad, I’m using that powdered stuff”✧ ✧ ✧I hate it when I go to check my Facebook and I’m rudely interrupted by joggers bouncing off my windscreen!Default✧ ✧ ✧We’ve just come back from a holiday in Spain; my wife didn’t enjoy it because everyone spoke English and the food was like we eat at home.Next holiday I want to go somewhere where they eat weird stuff and you can’t understand a word they say!So I’ve just booked a fortnight in Scotland.What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet and social media?I asked my 26 siblings and they didn’t know eitherMy teacher told me I’d be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia, but so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase’ so fuck you Mr SmiffI’m fed up with people. I snuck out in the hall way and walked over to my daughters door. I peeked through her key hole to see what the noise was about. To my surprise, My daughter was naked on the bed with her friend Stacy and was eating her sweet shaved pussy. I started to feel my dick getting hard through my boxers and had to whip out and relieve my self to this sexy scene I was seeing in front of my eyes. I watched as Stacy held Angela's head down to her pussy and said "eat my cunt you bitch." This had to be one of the best days of my life in a long time. I continued to stroke my cock real fast when I realized the door creaked open. My Daughter and her friend both turned around with their mouths wide open. "Daddy what the fuck are you doing?" Said Angela. "I am sorry, I heard some noise and came to see what was going on and saw you two, and it made me horny." I said. With that I quickly turned red and walked shamely back to my room. I sat on my bed thinking of how horrible of a father I was for being a.
There’s nothing to fear when you trust video-porno-blog.com with all your fapping needs with porn video as example of good taste porn. That’s because of video-porno-blog.com’s unlimited potential to entice you with sexy treats like that will get your blood pumping and cum flowing.