A} - Cut out paper dolls.{.B} - Solve complicated mathematical problems.{.C} - Go shopping for shoes at the mall.{.D} - Blow up the World.3.)))A TRAIN LEAVES CHICAGO AT 7:15 AM ON A THURSDAY HEADING WEST AT 40 MILESPER HOUR AND CARRYING 40 PASSENGERS. WITH EACH MILE IT TRAVELS ITINCREASES ITS SPEED BY 12%. WHAT WAS THE LADY IN THE LAST SEAT IN THETHIRD CAR WEARING?{.A} - What lady? What are you talking about? What does that have to dowith the train's acceleration?{.B} - Too much perfume. She smelled like a dang French hoor-house!{.C} - If that was a Louis Vuitton, I'm Eva Longoria.{.D} - Hey wait a minute, I really AM Eva Longoria!4.)))WHEN I SEE A MOUSE I:{.A} - Faint.{.B} - Capture it and release it outside.{.C} - Have an excuse to try out my new flame thrower.{.D} - Attempt to fornicate with it.5.)))IN MY OPINION, DR. PHIL:{.A} - Is a square shooter who tells it like it is.{.B} - Seems sincere if somewhat pat and simplistic. Given the kind ofshow his is, he could be a lot. I was afraid of that.’ He pulls her wallet out of his pocket and flips it open to her license. ‘Home address?’ ‘What the hell?’ ‘You left your purse open. Grabbed it while I was kissing you. I told you, you’re not terribly bright. Cute, though.’ Pulling out of the parking lot and paying the fee, he finds his way through the streets toward her apartment. ‘Aaron, this is just wrong. I’m uncomfortable. Please, give me my wallet.’ ‘You have my phone, fair trade.’ She sits in silence, building up a gentle fume until he says ‘Tara, you’re not married, are you?’ ‘And if I am?’ ‘That would be a shame. I’d hate to see the look on your husband’s face when I kiss you in front of him. That’s just not right for a man to see.’ ‘You’re not kissing me again. No husband, though.’ ‘Sure I am. And good.’ ‘Don’t you have a woman you’re supposed to be meeting?’ ‘Yes, and you kept me from her and my evening is ruined, so you have to make that up to me.’ ‘What?’ She is laughing and her voice is laced with.
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