A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.” He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks. “Hanging myself,” the blonde replies. “The rope should be around your neck” says the guard. “I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take. We hadn't thought about Angus nor Martha for over ten years. Now you're really concerned about everything. Want a cup of tea?" No. Something cold." I'll look." I went into the kitchen. "Apple or tomato juice?" Apple please."I poured some for myself as well. Just as I sat down, Rachel's mobile went. From her tone, I could tell it wasn't Audie. I wandered into the study and was staring at my screen-saver, when I saw Rachel's reflection."It's Winnie. She's having a reception on Sunday afternoon and wants to know whether we can come." Sure. But ask about dress." Rachel nodded and wandered away. She did an enormous amount of walking in a small flat."Coat but no tie, she says. 1500 on Sunday. Officially, it's 1430, but she said we should be 'fashionably late.' Artists and museum patrons. She said you can tell them apart by the haircuts ... some of the patrons will be sporting bush shirts." I laughed."Another bunch of phonies. We could sell them those two." I waved at the wall. We'd brought.
There’s nothing to fear when you trust video-porno-blog.com with all your fapping needs with porn video as example of good taste porn. That’s because of video-porno-blog.com’s unlimited potential to entice you with sexy treats like that will get your blood pumping and cum flowing.