."What kind of shit are you trying to pull?" I said pissed."I just took about 6 pictures of my older brother dressed up like achick. If you don't go thru with the date I'm going to show the wholeschool!" Neil said trying to get an attitude with me."Whatever, asshole! No one will believe you. I fooled Mrs. Richards, Ifooled Daryl, I fooled Mr. Avery. What makes you think anyone willbelieve that you just don't have bad pictures of mom?" I said, laughingknowing he had nothing on me."Your right there, maybe. But you know who you can't fool....mom! She willknow," Neil said."No she won't. She will just think it was some random time those pictureswere taken. I bet she won't even notice what you had to show her or careto listen to you once I tell her your failing math." Well I wasn't really talking about showing her the pictures. I was goingto just show her you, in person," he said as he pulled my car keys frommy purse. "How you going to explain the way you're dressed when I leaveyour dumbass. * My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.Compliments of LarryOne hot summer day, Bruce came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the pub for a cold one.Some 20.
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